Bray of Prigs
Breaking News from my new friend Kayleigh (now that Kellyanne is gone). Dotard promises to name Norway a shxthole country if they do not give him the “Noble” prize. He also insists he never said “Why don’t we get more people from Norway, instead of all these shxthole countries?”. If he is denied, just like with the Paris accords, the WHO and the Iran deal, he will withdraw the US from the Noble Prize. All past American prize winners will be asked to return their Nobles, which will be replaced by gold medals crafted from the gold previously used in TrumpToilets®️. Now that all the Trump resorts are empty, those golden TrumpToilets are no longer required and the gold can be put to better use. Dotard also boasted about being awarded the Bay of Pigs award, which nobody has heard of, and which actually sounds like an award normally won by Lord Emsworth’s Empress of Blandings at the Shropshire Pig Show. But that could now be used as a replacement for the Noble Prize, though cynics may na