The VP debate
( The best debate summary you are going to read) After the sound and fury signifying nothing of the first debate, the VP debate last night was refreshingly boring. Who won? The FLY. By a huuuge margin. For those who don’t know what I am talking about, a fly landed on Pence’s head and stayed there for 2 minutes and 13 seconds. Now that is very, very, very, looooong. In that time, Noah Ngeny had run his 1 km world record and had a whole second to spare. Nirvana had finished playing their 1993 hit Very Ape, and could relax for almost 20 seconds. But the fly maintained its composure and sat there. Come to think of it, where do flies normally like to sit? Their favorite perch is on a pile of human bodily waste. As the biggest producer of that commodity was not on stage, I suppose the fly settled for the next best thing. And maybe it was also a fan of Nirvana’s song, which begins with I am buried up to my neck in Contradictionary lies I take pride as the kind of illiterature I'm very