Bullhornymous

(If you like this, do read other articles or follow my blog for lighthearted and serious political commentary) So the Chosen One, Blessed be His Name, was impeached, a stain that he will carry to the grave and to hell with him. While yesterday was in a sense a historic day, as all commentators have pointed out, it was also completely boring as the result was known beforehand. To me, the most significant item during the “debate” was the Talevangelicals in the GOP comparing Trump to Jesus. Not once, but twice. They may think this elevates Trump. But actually, all it does is denigrate Jesus. So their Jesus is a philandering pxssy-grabber who would also “move on her like a bxtch.” Their Jesus is somebody who would rob the poor to give to the rich. Their Jesus would have put children in cages. Their Jesus would have told immigrants to get lost. Their Jesus would have ranted and raved like a criminal caught in the act. So much for all these hypocritical “Christians”.  Satan is no doubt

(If you like this post, do read others on my blog). Despite all the hype and convoluted arguments on Trade and the NHS and chlorinated chickens and hormone-treated beef (and  now maybe Trump Toilets), the vote tomorrow boils down to a simple choice - Stay in the EU or go for Brexiternity. Boris and the Tories have a simple slogan - Get Brexit Done. But that has as much truth as Trump’s statement that the IG report confirmed all his accusations (they did exactly the opposite). Both Dotard and Boris are relying on duping the less-educated. In actual fact, even if the Tories win an absolute majority tomorrow (which most of the polls show, but more on that below) and the UK exits  on 31st Jan , that is just the start of the Brexit process. Nothing changes till end 2020, at which time either the UK has a new Trade Agreement with the EU or they extend the interim period or they crash out. I will bet you 100 pounds that they will decide not to crash out. Boris would have his coveted PM

(If you like this, read other posts on my blog. Or follow my blog to get updates when I post something new. Its free 😀) So the world’s most powerful man has now turned his attention to something that apparently urgently needs his intervention. Did you think it was Russia policy, or North Korea  policy, or social security, or health care? Not at all - but something far more important than that in this age - Toilets. Yes, toilets. That’s not a joke. The President of the United States, the Chosen One, Blessed be His Name, spent 15 minutes raging on about toilets, and how because of regulations, people need to flush 10-15 times. Well, he should know. With all the shxt that comes out of his mouth, I wonder if even 10-15 times is enough to flush it down. So away with those useless Obama toilets and let’s have real Trump Toilets - “I know more about Toilets than anybody - nobody can make Toilets as good as I can”. Maybe he’s already thinking about his next business opportunity. But afte