Tilting at windmills

Well, I am so glad I survived my years in Holland without getting cancer. I wish all my Dutch friends all the best as they continue to cope with this. They could flee the windmills by crossing the Channel, if they do do it quick, before Brexit.

In a poll of famous contemporary writers some years ago, each naming their 10 greatest books of all time, Don Quixote came out on top. And one must say that Miguel Cervantes had amazing foresight, predicting something that would happen 400 years later. It took some time, but now we have Donald Quixote Trump and his various Sancho Panzas rushing at those windmills. Maybe not with lances, like the original Don, but surely some Trumpkins will fire at them with their guns. After all, he has all the Second Amendment rubes on his side.

We also know from Actor Donald that sometimes they make Wirr Wirr, but at other times they make Whing Whing. And sometimes they just do nothing because there is no wind and then your TV goes blank. Never knew the White House TV was plugged directly into a windmill. Perhaps a minion can then plug it quickly into Donald’s mouth or other body part, and the tremendous wind will get the TV up again.

And maybe this is the solution to the border problem. Congress will never approve money for the wall. But I am sure Democrats would gladly approve billions to put windmills all along the border, delivering plenty of clean energy. Trump and his Trumpkins  should be happy as they will give all  those approaching immigrants cancer knocking them off before they could enter
the country.

Talk about killing 2 birds with one stone. Or one windmill. “Have you seen how many dead birds there are below those windmills?”, he said. He had counted them himself, but then needed help as he only has 10 fingers. Now if only it was immigrants instead of birds....

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