Letters to my twin
Dotard mentioned a week ago that he had got another “beautiful letter” from the man who originally gave him the name Dotard.
And not to be outdone, the original Little Rocket Man said yesterday that he had received an “excellent letter” from the man who originally gave him the name Little Rocket Man. A bit weak that, Kim. Surely your propaganda artists could come up with something better, like “heavenly letter” or “divine greetings”.
But the KCNA did go on to say that “Appreciating the political judging faculty and extraordinary courage of President Trump, Kim Jong Un said that he would seriously contemplate the interesting content”. That’s a bit better, Rocket Man.
Now, people, what could that “interesting content” be? Do you think Dotard shared with him the phone numbers of his favorite porn stars? Or gave him easy to follow step by step directions on how to grab puxxies? What could be “interesting” to these 2 twins?
The biggest tragedy of course is that we now have an American President who plays footsie with the world’s worst dictator. Some would even call it mutual masturxxtion. But as long as Mitch and the GOP have nothing to say, Dotard will continue to make America the laughing stock of the world.
Kim meanwhile has no doubt watched the Iran mess and knows he is dealing not only with a buffoon, but a paper tiger (Thank God!). And like so many others from Bibi to MbS, he knows that just some extra stroking during their courtship will get him what he wants.
And not to be outdone, the original Little Rocket Man said yesterday that he had received an “excellent letter” from the man who originally gave him the name Little Rocket Man. A bit weak that, Kim. Surely your propaganda artists could come up with something better, like “heavenly letter” or “divine greetings”.
But the KCNA did go on to say that “Appreciating the political judging faculty and extraordinary courage of President Trump, Kim Jong Un said that he would seriously contemplate the interesting content”. That’s a bit better, Rocket Man.
Now, people, what could that “interesting content” be? Do you think Dotard shared with him the phone numbers of his favorite porn stars? Or gave him easy to follow step by step directions on how to grab puxxies? What could be “interesting” to these 2 twins?
The biggest tragedy of course is that we now have an American President who plays footsie with the world’s worst dictator. Some would even call it mutual masturxxtion. But as long as Mitch and the GOP have nothing to say, Dotard will continue to make America the laughing stock of the world.
Kim meanwhile has no doubt watched the Iran mess and knows he is dealing not only with a buffoon, but a paper tiger (Thank God!). And like so many others from Bibi to MbS, he knows that just some extra stroking during their courtship will get him what he wants.
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