Donald, Son of God

Get out of the way, Putin, Xi, Kim, Erdogan and Modi.
Its now official, the Chosen One is Donald J. Trump (J stands for Jenius).
Officially crowned by the world renowned religious authority, Wayne Allen Root.
Wayne who, you ask? So did I. Wayne Hoot?

I have written about how Trump and his Fox choir and others in the GOP engage in very intense mutual masturbxtion - the Foxes (Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, Lou Dobbs, Jeanine Pirro, Laura Ingraham) and the GOPers (LindseyGraham, Ronna McDaniel, etc) praise the Dotard to the skies and he returns the favor with his tweets. I frankly don’t see any better description of this phenomena as mutual m.

Now it looks like just absurdly exaggerated, but human, praise is not enough for him. The Dotard needs to be acknowledged as the Master of the Universe, the Son of God, or better still, the Father of God, which is where Wayne Hoot (who?) comes in. He called Dotard the King of Israel, loved by all the Jews, who considered him the Second Coming. Just shows Wayne Who’s credentials, when he doesn’t even know that the Jews are waiting for the First Coming. But it was enough for Trump, who tweeted Wayne Who’s message to his 61 million followers.

And shortly thereafter said to reporters, looking at the sky, that he was the Chosen One to confront China. What grace and humility!!!

Also amazing that the King of Israel and the Chosen One was put in his place by tiny Greenland (population 55000), who basically told him to fvck off. And the King needs to continuously get down into the gutter to insult a Somali refugee, by whom he clearly feels threatened. What a King!!

Dana Milbank in Wapo:

“Holy God complex! I lack the celestial sources to fact-check Trump’s claim. But as messiahs go, King Donald of Israel, Blessed Be His Name, appears to be a false prophet”.
Of course, over entire human history, Kings have been put on a par with God, whether it was Chinese and Japanese emperors, Inca and Mayan rulers, or numerous Kings of England and France and others who claimed divine powers. So one could say Trump is just taking America back to the glorious days of Divine Kings. American Kings First.

Now let us all kneel down and worship him. Hosanna in Excelsis....

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