G7, Trump and AMFWL

And the Chosen One said, All My Fellow World Leaders are only talking about how great the American economy is doing and how our fake news media is pushing for failure.

For those who have forgotten, a couple of G7s ago he said that AMFWL were only talking about John Podesta’s emails. To which they probably replied, John Who?

(What he did not say was that AMFWL know that he cancelled his Denmark trip because Obama is going there in 2 weeks, and those TV split screens with Obama’s adoring crowds and Dotard’s angry protesters wouldn’t have looked too good.)

But there are a few G7s to go before we are rid of the Dotard, so as a service, I am providing him with topics that AMFWLs can talk about at future G7s.

AMFWL are only talking about the 4 Hole in Ones I hit yesterday, even erasing the record of 3 that my love Kim hit a few years ago.

AMFWL are only talking about how amazing it is that I remain so slim, despite all those Big Macs and buckets of KFC.

AMFWL are only talking about how much the American people love me - something that they said Obama could only dream of. They even said the American people love me even more than the Korean people love my love Kim.

AMFWL are only talking about my brilliant idea to buy Greenland. They thought my next brilliant move would be to buy Siberia from my master Putin. 

AMFWL are only talking about how ideally I fit as the Chosen One and the King of Israel.
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But getting back to the real world, AMFWL are probably only talking about how crazy it is that the American people could actually elect such an ignorant, racist, bigoted moron or (insert word starting with A) as President.

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