I hereby Order

In my capacity as the #ChosenOne, the #KingofIsrael, and the #SecondComing

- I hereby order that all US companies leave China
- I hereby order China to put Made in USA labels on all Trump and Ivanka Trump merchandise
- I hereby order that Apple make all its iPhones at Trump Tower or Mar-a-lago
- I hereby order that Macron declare American wine (especially Trump wine) far superior to French wine
- I hereby order that Trump steaks and Trump vodka be served at all state dinners
- I hereby order that only graduates of Trump University become cabinet ministers
- I hereby order that Boris Johnson eat a chlorine-washed chicken in front of me to show his willingness to submit to my trade deal (can be tandoori)
- I hereby order that the G7 become the G8, or else it will become the G6
- I hereby order that the G6 stop thinking of me as an ignorant idiot and mocking me behind my back
- I hereby order that all Americans only shop in our great American Walmart, avoiding Chinese goods
- I hereby order all real Americans to kiss my (insert body part).

Signed
Donald J(enius) Trump
#FatherofGod

P.S. feel free to add.

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