Impeachment, Doral and more
As this is unfolding at warp speed, I have refrained from commenting on it. The truth is there for all to see, except Trumpkins and GOP congressmen. You can excuse the former as morons easily fooled. The latter lost their spines a long time ago, while their faces are pressed so firmly to Dotard’s (insert body part) that they are unable to see or hear clearly.
#MoscowMitch has an op-ed in WaPo today harshly criticizing the Syria withdrawal, somehow without mentioning who was responsible for that. I had to remind him in the Comments section that its a guy who’s name rhymes with Ronald Dump (which is also what he has turned America into).
Mick the Knife acknowledged the quid pro quo in front of running cameras, basically calling it a quid pro so what? A couple of hours later he had to walk back his comments, and social media is full of both his comments side by side. Amazing how people with some reputation earlier can thrash it themselves in service of the Chosen One. Dana Milbank has an hilarious op-ed right next to #MassacreMitch about all the quid pros of this administration, effectively making it a quid pro shxt show (though he didn’t say that).
And amid all the chaos, Dotard is going to hold the G7 at his Doral property, making it a quid pro dingo. You may remember the last time Doral was in the news was when a Miami strip club had organized a golf tournament there, where you could bid to get semi-clad girls as “caddies”. Doral cancelled that just before it happened when it became public. Maybe Dotard will now offer those caddies to the G7 leaders. At least Boris would no doubt appreciate that (if he is still PM next June).
As part of the G7 entertainment, Putin will arrive bare-chested on his horse and be welcomed back into the G8 by his Puppet. There is even talk of Kim on his white horse making a surprise appearance, with artificial snow on the ground. And just like the madman thought he could get the British couple and the lady who killed their son to kiss and make up (which of course the couple refused), he probably thinks he can get Putin and Kim and the other leaders to kiss and make up. Especially after the world’s best chocolate cake, though presumably before the bedbugs for which Doral was cited in inspection reports.
The last G7 in the US was hosted by Obama at Camp David, which apparently is now not good enough for the other leaders, though it was good enough for the Taliban some weeks ago. Heck, maybe he could also invite the Taliban to the G7 at Doral, for even more kissing and make upping. But probably won’t happen, as the Taliban cannot pay for their rooms (which is the whole point), and they may shoot the caddy girls.
And if the backlash finally makes Dotard cancel the idea of Doral, there is always Trump Tower Istanbul to fall back on. No chocolate cake, but Erdogan will provide the baklava.
#MoscowMitch has an op-ed in WaPo today harshly criticizing the Syria withdrawal, somehow without mentioning who was responsible for that. I had to remind him in the Comments section that its a guy who’s name rhymes with Ronald Dump (which is also what he has turned America into).
Mick the Knife acknowledged the quid pro quo in front of running cameras, basically calling it a quid pro so what? A couple of hours later he had to walk back his comments, and social media is full of both his comments side by side. Amazing how people with some reputation earlier can thrash it themselves in service of the Chosen One. Dana Milbank has an hilarious op-ed right next to #MassacreMitch about all the quid pros of this administration, effectively making it a quid pro shxt show (though he didn’t say that).
And amid all the chaos, Dotard is going to hold the G7 at his Doral property, making it a quid pro dingo. You may remember the last time Doral was in the news was when a Miami strip club had organized a golf tournament there, where you could bid to get semi-clad girls as “caddies”. Doral cancelled that just before it happened when it became public. Maybe Dotard will now offer those caddies to the G7 leaders. At least Boris would no doubt appreciate that (if he is still PM next June).
As part of the G7 entertainment, Putin will arrive bare-chested on his horse and be welcomed back into the G8 by his Puppet. There is even talk of Kim on his white horse making a surprise appearance, with artificial snow on the ground. And just like the madman thought he could get the British couple and the lady who killed their son to kiss and make up (which of course the couple refused), he probably thinks he can get Putin and Kim and the other leaders to kiss and make up. Especially after the world’s best chocolate cake, though presumably before the bedbugs for which Doral was cited in inspection reports.
The last G7 in the US was hosted by Obama at Camp David, which apparently is now not good enough for the other leaders, though it was good enough for the Taliban some weeks ago. Heck, maybe he could also invite the Taliban to the G7 at Doral, for even more kissing and make upping. But probably won’t happen, as the Taliban cannot pay for their rooms (which is the whole point), and they may shoot the caddy girls.
And if the backlash finally makes Dotard cancel the idea of Doral, there is always Trump Tower Istanbul to fall back on. No chocolate cake, but Erdogan will provide the baklava.
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