The 4 Embassies

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So many people are unfairly slamming Precedent Trump for his statement about Suleimani plaaning to attack 4 embassies. Nobody else, including top Pentagon officials, have seen the Intelligence, but then none of them are as intelligent as the Jenius and Chosen One in the White House, and they no doubt missed what his finely tuned nose noticed (you do need a finely tuned nose when you produce so much s..., er, excrement).

To help him out, I did some research of my own and must confirm that those 4 embassies really exist and were under threat.

The first was in Alabama, that just about survived the hit from Hurricane Dorian, and the further hit from Dotard’s Sharpie. Suleimani was enraged that the embassy there had survived those 2 catastrophes, and was determined to knock it out himself.

The second was in Ethiopia, who’s President had stolen the Nobel Prize that Dotard had deserved for bringing peace between Ethiopia and another country who’s name Dotard couldn’t remember. Even Suleimani was so upset by this injustice that he was determined to blow up the Embassy in, oops... dont remember the name of the Ethiopian capital, something like Ali Baba.

The third Embassy was in Nambia. Period. Nothing more to say there.

The fourth was the secret Embassy being built in Pyongyang where Dotard and Kim could continue their love affair, and grab each other by the p...., er, whatever. Suleimani felt that Kim had jilted him, and was determined to have his revenge.

So there you have it. Everybody is laughing at Trump, but actually he had a point. Or rather 4 points. Blessed be His Name. 4 times.