Trump DC Hotel on Sale
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As you may know, the Trump Hotel in Washington is up for sale, and tomorrow is the last day for submitting your bids.
I have put in a bid for 100 bucks. As part of the bid, I have also promised to uphold US law and not use the hotel for nefarious purposes (like it is right now). I have also agreed to fumigate the entire place, to rid it of the current stench. “Nobody knows as much about fumigation as I do”.
As the current owner likes to say, “We’ll see what happens”.
I have put in a bid for 100 bucks. As part of the bid, I have also promised to uphold US law and not use the hotel for nefarious purposes (like it is right now). I have also agreed to fumigate the entire place, to rid it of the current stench. “Nobody knows as much about fumigation as I do”.
As the current owner likes to say, “We’ll see what happens”.
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Update:
Doesn’t look like there is much interest for Trump’s hotel. I suppose potential buyers are put off by the smell.
Kellyanne called me to ask if I would increase my bid by 50 bucks, and I said “No way. 100 bucks is what I am offering. Take it or leave it”.
She tried to give me a sales pitch on how there has been no hotel like it in History in the whole world, echoiung her boss’ way of talking. I said I agreed, but not for the reasons she probably had. She tried to sweet talk me with how the TrumpToilets were incredible. Unlike most American toilets, which we have been told by the expert on them need to be flushed 10-15 times(“No one knows as much about Toilets as I do”), the amazing Toilets in the Trump hotel do not need flushing at all.
I suggested that maybe that was because the stench was being drowned out by the overwhelming stench of the grift and criminality in the place.
I said I may consider offering 50 bucks more if Junior and Eric and Javanka would work in Housekeeping for a year without pay. She was shocked and said nobody else had ever suggested that they should be paid only what they were worth.
I told her they should try to sell the Hotel to Putin or Kim who may be willing to pay a few bucks more than me in order to have even closer access to Dotard and to house their Twitter bots there. But she said Trump didn’t want to sell to people from shxthole countries. So she is now looking for somebody from Norway. She asked if I knew anybody from there, and I mentioned my friend Olaf, but refused to give her his contact details.
I wished her and the #TrumpCrimeFamily much luck.
Kellyanne called me to ask if I would increase my bid by 50 bucks, and I said “No way. 100 bucks is what I am offering. Take it or leave it”.
She tried to give me a sales pitch on how there has been no hotel like it in History in the whole world, echoiung her boss’ way of talking. I said I agreed, but not for the reasons she probably had. She tried to sweet talk me with how the TrumpToilets were incredible. Unlike most American toilets, which we have been told by the expert on them need to be flushed 10-15 times(“No one knows as much about Toilets as I do”), the amazing Toilets in the Trump hotel do not need flushing at all.
I suggested that maybe that was because the stench was being drowned out by the overwhelming stench of the grift and criminality in the place.
I said I may consider offering 50 bucks more if Junior and Eric and Javanka would work in Housekeeping for a year without pay. She was shocked and said nobody else had ever suggested that they should be paid only what they were worth.
I told her they should try to sell the Hotel to Putin or Kim who may be willing to pay a few bucks more than me in order to have even closer access to Dotard and to house their Twitter bots there. But she said Trump didn’t want to sell to people from shxthole countries. So she is now looking for somebody from Norway. She asked if I knew anybody from there, and I mentioned my friend Olaf, but refused to give her his contact details.
I wished her and the #TrumpCrimeFamily much luck.
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