Trump Vision of Grift

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Quiz Time, people.

What do Dotard, Melania, Junior and Eric think the blockchain is?

A) A device to restrict a dog on a walk
B) A valuable necklace with which to show off at a party
C) That emergency thingee to pull to stop a train

Whatever the right answer is, the Trumps have suddenly realized or been told that the blockchain can provide a new line of criminality for them. To remind you, they (Dotard, Junio, Eric and Ivanka) were just forced some time ago to close down their “children’s charity” which was shown to have nothing to do with children or charity (okay, except charity for Dotard’s children). They also had to commit to never running a charity again.

But that still leaves Melania free to grift, and so with big fanfare, Melania Visions was announced yesterday. These will be sold as NFTs on the Solana blockchain (SOL) which is a bitcoin-style monkey business, only monkey-er.

Melania Trump’s first NFT offering is a watercolor depiction of her “cobalt blue eyes”. The announcement says it would provide “the collector with an amulet to inspire.” Each NFT will cost 1 SOL, about $187 yesterday. A “portion” of the proceeds will go to children’s charities. Ha ha ha, Melania, we think we’ve heard that one before. Next joke, please (to quote Martina N). Okay, I suppose 1% is also a “portion”.

Next year, the former first lady said she will offer NFTs in a “a one-of-a-kind auction of historical importance” that will include “digital artwork, physical artwork, and a physical one-of-a-kind accessory.” She did not elaborate.

She did not elaborate,but I will try. Be wary of buying these “eyes”. Their value could go up, but could easily crash based on which other Melania body parts are going to be sold as NFTs. Okay, if after the eyes, we get the ears and then a long wait, the eyes may well climb to 10 SOL. Maybe then we get the nose, the mouth, the chin?

But “physical artwork” is a typical Trumpian type of description, leaving a lot to the imagination. So once we move away from the face to other more interesting “physical artworks”, those eyes may well crash below 1 SOL.

So advice for investors: avoid, unless you are a MAGAss and want it as a souvenir or something to pray to your God Dotard, Blessed Be His Name.

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