Lies Social

 Bitcoin may be Bigtime Monkey Business, but there is smaller MB around as well, although Dotard probably would be mad that I refer to his Greatest Social Media the Planet (GSMP) has ever seen as monkey business.


To recall the story till now. Early Sept, DWAC, what is known as a SPAC or blank check company, went public in a $ 300 m offering, with its shares trading at $ 10, which is basically what all monkey business SPACs trade at till they actually have a non-monkey, or real business, which usually takes a year or two. But end Sept, just a month later, it surprisingly announced that it would merge with Trump Media (TMTG),which would be starting their GSMP soon.

That sent DWAC shares from 10 to $ 94 in day (did you ever think crap was worth so much?) prompting me to write it would be good to short the shares. They were very thinly traded, but if you succeeded, congratulations. They now trade at $ 40. And are well on their way back to $ 10, which would still be around 10 times more than they are worth, unless they also buy some real real business, and not an MB like Trump’s TMTG.

Why am I so certain?

First of all, there is overwhelming precedent. Think Trump Casinos, Trump Airline, Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, Trump Wine, Trump Water, Trump Washington Hotel, Trump Other Hotels, Trump UK Golf Courses, and of course, Trump “University”. You can see all their grave stones just outside Mar-a-Lago. Junior, Eric and Ivanka put fresh flowers on them now and then.

Secondly, as I wrote a month ago, Trump and his beloved admirers clearly have no idea what makes Twitter and Facebook successful. They just need to ask Parler, Gab, GETTR and other “conservative” social sites why they are going nowhere. The rubes want to “own the libs” and when there are no libs to be owned, they lose interest.

Just imagine 1000 real Americans on Truth Social (the name for Trump’s baby).
Real American 1 says “Pelosi is a witch” (or a word that rhymes with that)
Real American 2 says “Yes, Pelosi is a witch”.
Real American 3 says “I agree. Pelosi is a witch”.
Real American  4.......
........
.......
.......
Real American 1000 finally says, “I’m so glad we all agree Pelosi is a witch”

See the problem? This is otherwise called preaching to the choir. How many of the previous 999 would still be around when R A 1000 has his say? Without libs to take outrage, this is no different from reading Nursery Rhymes on Truth Social. (Which would probably vastly improve the intellectual level there, if it ever goes live).

Thirdly, Trump and his other jeniuses say that unlike leftist social media which censors conservative voices, Truth Social is for everybody - nobody will be censored. Well, good luck with that. On Day 1, thousands of Trump critics and haters will sign up and post every existing meme showing Trump as an idiot, a racist, a rapist, and everything else. Would like to see how long that stays up.

You may remember that when the beta site “accidentally” went up for a day, somebody managed to enrol as Trump with a profile picture of a defecating pig. Just shows you the technical jeniuses working on it and their understanding of security. Putin will be thrilled. His hackers are probably already following every move.

Finally, there were 2 announcements yesterday. Rep Devin Nunes, Trump’s former attack dog in Congress, will leave the House and become CEO of TMTG. Nuns is the genius who has sued a Twitter user called Devin Nunes’ Cow for $ 100 million for defamation. Nunes had clearly never heard of the Streisand Syndrome. That lawsuit gave rise to 100s of Devin Nunes accounts including DN’s dog, DN’s cat, DN’s other animals, DN’s Mom, DN’s estranged brother, DN’s all sorts of other relatives, DN’s thumb, DN’s upper left leg, DN’s all sorts of other body parts, including some that a family blog like this cannot even mention.

So this jenius will be the CEO. Our own Kash Patel used to be his Chief of Staff, now under fire by the Jan 6 Committee. If he stays out of prison, expect him to be the COO. At least he may be able to bring in some much needed Indian expertise, so that the site survives longer than the 29 days that Trump’s blog lasted. You can actually bet on whether that will happen with the London bookies.

Finally, the SEC announced yesterday that it is investigating both DWAC and TMTG for misleading investors. Trump misleading investors? What a SHOCK!!!  Who would have expected that? Certainly not Murdoch’s Wall Street Journal, that last defender of White Christian Civilization, which first wrote so glowingly about the merger, you would have thought it was the Business Deal of the Century.

Well, it may well turn out to be the Monkey Deal of the Century.

Interestingly, one of the facts that came out yesterday was that the main investor behind DWAC is a Chinese company called ARC Holdings. Does anybody else remember Dotard complaining about unfair Chinese business practices (well, except when they were giving patents to Ivanka)?

Comments

  1. Another off point long winded diatribe from a liberal that hates TRUMP..
    Can you imagine that?
    It's fantastic to watch the iDemocratic clown show which is the Biden administration. 13 months of gaffes, outright lies and ice cream.
    Oh wait, and the destruction of America's energy independence. Sovereignty, and economy.
    But wait, it gets even worse. Afghanistan would be hilarious if it was not such a tragedy. 13 Americans killed, billions of high tech military left for American enemies as well as a highly fortified modernized Airforce base fully equipped with multiple runways.
    Lifting sanctions on Russian pipelines while killing our own. Buying 600,000 barrels of oil from russia a day instead of using our own.
    Putting Trillions of dollars for infrastructure repair/Replace into the hands of a no experience Indiana small time mayor.
    Covid disaster implementation. Inviting millions of illegal immigrants to America and helping them to enter.
    We could go on and on....bottom line?
    63% of American voters want Trump Back. In every pol taken, The Biden Team is losing, Pelosi and Schumer look like mice on a glue pad while the rest of the Democrats are fleeing the sinking ship.
    This group impeached a Sitting duly elected President on now proven lies, mistruths and hyperbole based on fraudulent evidence provide by the Clinton Corruption team. But wait, they impeached him again! This time for supposedly doing exactly what Biden had already done!
    Let's not forget, This Current President represents the best of the Democrat ideals when he can remember them.
    We will not even get into KAMALA OR HUNTER.
    This President violated a treaty with Ukraine established in 96 and actually invited Russia on national television to invade a sovereign nation by stating we would do nothing.
    I cannot go into his political appointees, my God, this Man has not one shred of decency.
    All you libtards can do is go after President Trump, a man who collected no salary, lost possibly 2 billion in personal wealth to serve Americs. President Trump, while being vilified by liberal insanity and sabotaged at every opportunity by the Rhinos in the party accomplished a vast amount of pro American policies. His pre covid economy was growing America between 3-4%. It's for that if nothing else that you should think about, because it is the only thing that has sustained America thru this last 13 mos.
    The extreme left has become so out of touch that it's hard to fathom the Democratic party surviving. Mid terms are coming up. Indications imply a huge Republican gain., most likely followed by a Reagonesque Presidential win and second term for Trump.
    You liberals can rant and rave, spew forth actual hate and racism, tour your failures as success. Point your corrupt finger at Trump and the Republicans, yet ignore the four fingers pointing right back at you.
    Americans want America back, not the woke Socialist dystopia that you represent.
    So Conservatives,.. pop some corn and watch the downfall of the liberal woke power thirsty party of the left gasp and wheeze in death throes.
    And liberals, do not forget your crying towel.

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