Bullhornymous

No President in HISTORY EVER got the Dow to fall 1000 points in a day. I did it FOUR times. Take that, Barack Hussein. ONLY I COULD DO IT. Our stock market genius has tweeted dozens of times that the stock market is the HIGHEST EVER.  Of course, every President since the NYSE was created could have said that dozens of times except FDR. But try explaining that to Trumpkins. No, the stock market has fallen for the last 150 years, and only started rising with Dotard. What a genius!  And that idiot Barack Hussein couldn’t even get the market to fall properly. He doesn’t even make the Top 10 fastest market corrections. And I, Donald J. Trump, have the TOP TWO in HISTORY. EVER. Take that, Hussein. ONLY I COULD DO IT.

( Ifyou like this post, do read others on my blog. Or follow my blog. Its free 😀) Let the church bells ring and joy spread across the land. After waiting for more than 3 years and 16500 lies, the US President finally spoke a sentence of truth when asked about the budget he released yesterday. “We’re doing a lot of things that are good, including waste and fraud. Tremendous waste and tremendous fraud.” Not a truer word ever emerged from the Dotard’s lips, or other body part. (I am not making this up. That is an exact quote, word for word). No doubt noticing with horror that he had actually spoken the truth for once, he and his sycophants went back immediately to lying big time. No, the budget doesn’t cut Medicaid by almost a trillion. Those are not cuts, but savings. No, they are not cutting nutrition programs by 200 billion, when 12 million American kids go to bed hungry. They are just going to make children healthier. They are not cutting housing assistance, after Trump has ...

(If you like this post, do read others on the blog. Or follow my blog for automatic updates. Its free 😀) Isn’t it amazing that it took Dotard and Jared 3 years to come up with their “Deal of the Century” that you or me could have come up with in a couple of days? Trump said it was the product of a “long and arduous process” making me wonder which idiots were working on it. Of course, we all knew that whatever they came up with would not be worth the paper it was written on. But still I am surprised by just how worthless it is. Of course, it has been praised to the skies by 2 constituencies: - the far right in Israel, for whom any Palestinian in the area is anathema - and the Talevangelicals in the US, Trump’s main base of racists and bigots And while thise 2 groups have plenty to disagree on, for the moment, both see it to their advantage to support each other. The Israeli far right is well aware that the Talevangelicals consist of 2 types of people: - those ignora...

(If you like this post, do read others, or follow my blog to get updates when I post something. Its free 😀) —————— As you may know, the Trump Hotel in Washington is up for sale, and tomorrow is the last day for submitting your bids. I have put in a bid for 100 bucks. As part of the bid, I have also promised to uphold US law and not use the hotel for nefarious purposes (like it is right now). I have also agreed to fumigate the entire place, to rid it of the current stench. “Nobody knows as much about fumigation as I do”. As the current owner likes to say, “We’ll see what happens”. ————— Update: Doesn’t look like there is much interest for Trump’s hotel. I suppose potential buyers are put off by the smell. Kellyanne called me to ask if I would increase my bid by 50 bucks, and I said “No way. 100 bucks is what  I am offering. Take it or leave it”. She tried to give me a sales pitch on how there has been no hotel like it in History in the whole world, echoiung her ...

(If you like this post, do read others on my blog. Or follow my blog for notification of new posts. Its free 😀). So many people are unfairly slamming Precedent Trump for his statement about Suleimani plaaning to attack 4 embassies. Nobody else, including top Pentagon officials, have seen the Intelligence, but then none of them are as intelligent as the Jenius and Chosen One in the White House, and they no doubt missed what his finely tuned nose noticed (you do need a finely tuned nose when you produce so much s..., er, excrement). To help him out, I did some research of my own and must confirm that those 4 embassies really exist and were under threat. The first was in Alabama, that just about survived the hit from Hurricane Dorian, and the further hit from Dotard’s Sharpie. Suleimani was enraged that the embassy there had survived those 2 catastrophes, and was determined to knock it out himself. The second was in Ethiopia, who’s President had stolen the Nobel Prize tha...

(If you like this post, do read others, or follow my blog. Its free 😀) So now ISIS and the Taliban have a potential new leader - his name rhymes with Ronald Dump, which as I have noted before, is what he has turned the US into. Remember the outrage when the Taliban destroyed the Bamiyan Buddhas in Afghanistan, or when ISIS laid waste to Palmyra in Syria? All small stuff - the Chosen One only does things on a big scale - we will destroy all 24 of Iran’s UNESCO cultural sites.  Ita a war crime - but does Trump’s America give a shxt about war crimes? He just pardoned 3 war criminals and invited a murderer to the White House and Mar-a-Lago. Who knows, if Suleimani had only praised Trump’s greatness, he would also be sleeping in the Lincoln bedroom and breakfasting in the East Wing with Javanka. (Wags may change the order of 2 words in that last sentence, but I am too decent to do that).’ Or maybe the Chosen One considers himself the modern Alexander the Great, who razed Per...

(If you like this, do read other articles or follow my blog for lighthearted and serious political commentary) So the Chosen One, Blessed be His Name, was impeached, a stain that he will carry to the grave and to hell with him. While yesterday was in a sense a historic day, as all commentators have pointed out, it was also completely boring as the result was known beforehand. To me, the most significant item during the “debate” was the Talevangelicals in the GOP comparing Trump to Jesus. Not once, but twice. They may think this elevates Trump. But actually, all it does is denigrate Jesus. So their Jesus is a philandering pxssy-grabber who would also “move on her like a bxtch.” Their Jesus is somebody who would rob the poor to give to the rich. Their Jesus would have put children in cages. Their Jesus would have told immigrants to get lost. Their Jesus would have ranted and raved like a criminal caught in the act. So much for all these hypocritical “Christians”.  Satan is no do...