Bullhornymous

(If you like this, do read other articles or follow my blog for lighthearted and serious political commentary) So the Chosen One, Blessed be His Name, was impeached, a stain that he will carry to the grave and to hell with him. While yesterday was in a sense a historic day, as all commentators have pointed out, it was also completely boring as the result was known beforehand. To me, the most significant item during the “debate” was the Talevangelicals in the GOP comparing Trump to Jesus. Not once, but twice. They may think this elevates Trump. But actually, all it does is denigrate Jesus. So their Jesus is a philandering pxssy-grabber who would also “move on her like a bxtch.” Their Jesus is somebody who would rob the poor to give to the rich. Their Jesus would have put children in cages. Their Jesus would have told immigrants to get lost. Their Jesus would have ranted and raved like a criminal caught in the act. So much for all these hypocritical “Christians”.  Satan is no do...

(If you like this post, do read others on my blog). Despite all the hype and convoluted arguments on Trade and the NHS and chlorinated chickens and hormone-treated beef (and  now maybe Trump Toilets), the vote tomorrow boils down to a simple choice - Stay in the EU or go for Brexiternity. Boris and the Tories have a simple slogan - Get Brexit Done. But that has as much truth as Trump’s statement that the IG report confirmed all his accusations (they did exactly the opposite). Both Dotard and Boris are relying on duping the less-educated. In actual fact, even if the Tories win an absolute majority tomorrow (which most of the polls show, but more on that below) and the UK exits  on 31st Jan , that is just the start of the Brexit process. Nothing changes till end 2020, at which time either the UK has a new Trade Agreement with the EU or they extend the interim period or they crash out. I will bet you 100 pounds that they will decide not to crash out. Boris would have his co...

(If you like this, read other posts on my blog. Or follow my blog to get updates when I post something new. Its free 😀) So the world’s most powerful man has now turned his attention to something that apparently urgently needs his intervention. Did you think it was Russia policy, or North Korea  policy, or social security, or health care? Not at all - but something far more important than that in this age - Toilets. Yes, toilets. That’s not a joke. The President of the United States, the Chosen One, Blessed be His Name, spent 15 minutes raging on about toilets, and how because of regulations, people need to flush 10-15 times. Well, he should know. With all the shxt that comes out of his mouth, I wonder if even 10-15 times is enough to flush it down. So away with those useless Obama toilets and let’s have real Trump Toilets - “I know more about Toilets than anybody - nobody can make Toilets as good as I can”. Maybe he’s already thinking about his next business opportunity. But ...

Yesterday’s preview to this post is here https://bullhornymous.blogspot.com/2019/11/day-of-reckoning.html After Sondland’s testimony yesterday, the John Dean references are sprouting everywhere. Here Peter Baker in the NYT ————- Gordon Sondland had not even finished his testimony on Wednesday before it was being called the “John Dean moment” of the President Trump impeachment drama. With the presidency on the line, a once-trusted lieutenant  pointed the finger at Mr. Trump  in a proceeding that could lead to Watergate-style charges of high crimes and misdemeanors. Even  John Dean  thought it was a bit of  a John Dean moment  for Mr. Sondland, the million-dollar Trump donor turned ambassador to the European Union. “He decided to put the truth over party and president, because the president really can’t be pleased with it,” Mr. Dean said in an interview after the hearing. “It’s going to change the dynamics of the proceedings.” —————————- ...

If you like this post, do read other pieces on Trump/Brexit, or follow my blog So tomorrow Sondland can decide whether he wants to get the John Dean Award for Bravery in 2019, as the Votemaster put it on his blog. For those younger than me, or uninterested at the time, who may not have followed the Nixon impeachment - John Dean was the AG who’s testimony was among the major factors (besides the tapes) that finally brought Nixon down. Though Dean was probably as much of a crook as all the others surrounding Nixon - he was the only one who came out of it all with a reputation that could be rescued. Because of his cooperation with the prosecution, he spent far less time in the klinker than other Nixon aides (only 6 months or so of his 4 year sentence. Others got and spent decades in prison). After a mea culpa period, he was able to resume his life and do pretty well for himself. He has also commented now, at age 81, that Trump’s misdeeds are much worse than Nixon’s. Well, Barr with...

If you like this, do read other posts on Trump/Brexit or follow my blog Day 1 of the #ImpeachmentHearings is in the books. Every newspaper and every pundit and his grandmother has commented and summarized, so I will not go into things you can easily read, but only add my special gems. 1) Trump and prominent GOPers said this was boring and a sham and they wouldn’t be watching. But Trump’s twitter account retweeted 100+ tweets from prominent GOPers and FOXers during the show. So while a lot of that could have been done by staffers, clearly Trump (when not with fellow dictator Erdogan) and the others were glued to their TV sets. To use Trumpian language, never in the history of the world has there been such a huge spectacle of public mutual masturbxtion. Top GOP congressmen + SeanTuckerLouJeanineLaura from Fox. We could see them all coming....... 2) Following from 1. Who needs Russian disinformation anymore, when you can have homegrown disinformation from “real Americans”? All tho...

If you like this post, do read others on Trump/Brexit, or follow my blog So where are we on impeachment? With public hearings starting today, Dotard tweeted that “the circus is coming to town”. Everyone else knows that the circus IS in town and has been for the last 3 years, with Dotard as the ringmaster in a Top Hat (or dunce cap) surrounded mainly by clowns and animals. A real circus. He also tweeted for the 35th time in all capitals - READ THE TRANSCRIPT - knowing full well that his clown followers will not read it, if they can read at all. Everyone else knows the transcript shows potentially criminal activity and a quid pro shxt show. But together with his gang of mutual masturbxtors on Fox News (Sean, Tucker, Lou, Laura, Jeanine and others), he hopes that he can keep the mob ignorant. I even wonder if he has read the transcript himself. Probably not, unless somebody put it in picture form for him. A comic book. In line with his habit of accusing others of what he is guilty...